An Inclusive Litany
10/13/92
Byrd Laboratories in Austin, Texas, has introduced a new product
designed to foil urinalysis attempts. A "handy powdered capsule of
100% pure urine" is available for $19.95, and is guaranteed to beat
any urine test—all the customer had to do was "just add water." The
company's slogan, by the way, is "Byrd Laboratories, purveyors of fine
urine products."