An Inclusive Litany
6/8/92
Maurice Mann, a landlord in New York City, relates the story of one
especially difficult "professional tenant" who never paid his rent
and repeatedly hauled Mann into housing court for manufactured
building code violations. After damaging the apartment in some way,
the tenant would call the housing inspectors, who would order Mann
into housing court, a special judicial body that routinely rules in
favor of tenants. The housing judge would order Mann to make the
repair, while exempting the tenant from rent until all the violations
were fixed. When Mann sent a repair crew to the apartment, the tenant
wouldn't let them in. When the repair crew did manage to gain entry
and make the repairs, usually to a broken smoke alarm, doorknob or
window latch, the tenant would break them again. Mann thus spent a lot
of time in housing court. He finally solved his short-term problem by
making videotapes of his workmen doing repairs. "After we're done, we
hold up a copy of today's newspaper to show when it was finished. Then
we bring the tapes and play them in court."