The Darien Times of Darien, Connecticut, June 27, 1996:

Markham Sherwood of Norwalk, 19, was charged with sixth-degree larceny after allegedly stealing a pack of condoms from CVS, 964 Post Road, at 4 p.m. Thursday.

Markham was detained by store personnel after setting off the anti-theft alarm.

Markham reportedly told police he took the $3.99 pack of Trojans because condoms are given away free at college.

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