An Inclusive Litany

10/1/91

Some budget items from 1991:

  • $300,000 to the National Peanut Lab.
  • $550,000 for Monk seal research.
  • $800,000 for research on geese.
  • $94,000 for apple research.
  • $1.8 million for berry research.
  • $1.7 million for potato research, plus $250,000 to study North Dakota potatoes.
  • $1.3 million for sweet potato research.
  • $1.7 million for beef research.
  • $140,000 for research on swine.
  • $2.8 million for peach research, plus $192,000 to study South Carolina peaches.
  • $173,000 to study Malaysian family economics.
  • $293,000 to study Swedish twins.
  • $467,000 to study Asians.
  • $132,000 to study "facial reactions to stimuli."
  • $150,000 to study recyclable fishing nets.
  • $500,000 to study long distance communication in Kentucky.
  • $759,000 to the Rice Research Center.
  • $5 million for the "American Salmon Summit."
  • $1.5 million for the Center for Pacific Rim Studies.
  • $1.8 million (1991) and $1.5 million (1992) to the National Pig Research Facility.
  • $3 billion to build a rocket plant that NASA does not want.
  • $70,000 for HUD television studios that no one uses.
  • $3.5 million for a nuclear weapons contractor luxury fund.
  • $350,000 for the House beauty salon.
  • $20 million to beautify stockyards in Fort Worth, Texas.
  • $116 million to cut timber to be sold at a loss.
  • $2.5 million (1991) and $800,000 (1992) for Florida bike paths.
  • $800,000 for North Dakota highway beatification.
  • $10 million for a second monument to a dead president who requested that no monuments ever be erected in his honor.
  • $3.5 million for a second visitor center for the Lyndon B. Johnson Historic Park.
  • $2 million for two theater restorations in Savannah, Georgia.
  • $2 million for two marketplace restorations in Toledo, Ohio.
  • $3,000 reimbursed to the office of Joe Kennedy (D-MA) by the House Post Office even though the mail he sent out cost his office nothing.
  • $2 million to renovate the seating area for House members in the Congressional restaurant, where full dinners cost as little as $5.
  • $250,000 to study the best position for TV lighting in the senate meeting rooms.
  • $201,000 to refurbish 13 buildings at Fort Knox, Kentucky, that had already been slated for demolition.
  • $58,276 to supply Jamaican farmers with a machine that sorts red peas, which don't grow in Jamaica.
  • $127 million for grain silos and water-pumping stations in Egypt, where there is not enough electrical capacity to run them.
  • $15 million to Dartmouth College as part of a job-creation scheme. 39 jobs were "created" at a cost of $384,615 apiece.
  • $3 billion for the Community Development Block Program—the anti-poverty program through which 56 of the 60 wealthiest communities received taxpayer money, including Palm Springs, Newport Beach, and Palo Alto.
  • $1.1 million to Tyson Chicken to advertise overseas.
  • $5 million to Gallo Wines to advertise overseas.
  • $3 million to Pillsbury to advertise overseas.
  • $10 million to Sunkist to advertise overseas.
  • $3.1 million to advertise Kentucky bourbon overseas.
  • $394,000 to advertise American bull semen overseas.