An Inclusive Litany
3/1/90
Desperate to improve crop yields, the Russian Agriculture Ministry
invited "the nation's leading psychics, magicians, and representatives
of small enterprises that deal with weather control" to a conference,
according to Komsomolskaya Pravda. Unfortunately, the paper reported
Agriculture Minister Viktor Khlystun "expressed dissatisfaction that
the psychics, magicians, and weather controllers are acting in an
uncoordinated manner, causing thunderstorms and rain at random sites."