An Inclusive Litany

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From a genuine conversation overheard on the streets of Cambridge, Massachusetts:
"I wisssshhhh to ooooowwwwnnn my own paaaaiiinnnn, and I don't choooooose to sha-are it in such a set-ting."

An exasperated mother to her young son in a bookstore:
"You don't need another set of Tarot cards!"