An Inclusive Litany
9/20/93
9/13/93
California state senator Tom Hayden, a former SDS leader during the
sixties, has announced that his marriage vows to actress Barbara
Williams, exchanged before a Buddhist priest, included a pledge to
preserve old-growth forests. Williams told the Associated Press,
"Marriage is similar to old-growth—you have to be especially
loving and vigilant to help it survive and grow."
Hayden's ex-wife Jane Fonda is now married to media mogul Ted Turner, who offered this view on logging: "What we have to do is just go back to quit using chain saws and mechanical equipment and cut the trees and let them cut the trees the old way with a crosscut saw, and by God you would have to have five times or ten times as many people to cut the same number of trees as today. So you would employ more people and also you wouldn't be using, uh, you wouldn't be putting, uh, the stuff into the atmosphere because you wouldn't be running equipment."
[Ed.: On another occasion, Mr. Turner told a forum of foreign journalists that Americans include "some of the dumbest people in the world."]
The Washington City Paper
reports that the head of that city's department of finance and
revenue, Sharon Morrow, has issued instructions forbidding employees
from wearing red high-heeled shoes to work, from using their feet to
flush office toilets, from drinking coffee at their desks from cups
without lids, and from including sentences in official correspondence
to the effect that "If you desire any further information, please
call me."
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