Meanwhile, North Carolina Governor Jim Hunt said the state should toughen restrictions to discourage rebuilding on the island. That may account for the Inland Development Group's problems with their 25-acre property on the island. After performing the necessary environmental impact studies, development was held up for a year when the state Department of Archeology registered the island as a site of possible archeological significance because a pre-colonial Indian tribe may have lived on the island at one time. When the company asked why they weren't informed of the site's designation when they bought the property, the state archeologist said he feared graverobbers might desecrate the site if the information were made public. After long negotiations, Inland agreed to pay $65,000 for a study that yielded no artifacts of significance.
An Inclusive Litany
8/31/98
My fellow Americans:No one who is not in my position can understand fully the remorse I feel today. Since I was very young, I've had a profound reverence for this office I hold. I've been honored that you, the people, have entrusted it to me. I am proud of what we have accomplished together.
But in this case, I have fallen short of what you should expect from a President. I have failed my own religious faith and values. I have let too many people down. I take full responsibility for my actions—for hurting my wife and daughter, for hurting friends and staff, and for hurting the country I love. None of this ever should have happened.
I never should have had any sexual contact with Monica Lewinsky. But I did. I should have acknowledged that I was wrong months ago. But I didn't. I thought I was shielding my family, but I know that in the end, for Hillary and Chelsea, delay has only brought more pain. Their forgiveness and love, expressed so often as we sat alone together this weekend, means far more than I can ever say.
What I did was wrong—and there was no excuse for it. I do want to assure you, as I told the Grand Jury under oath, that I did nothing to obstruct this investigation.
Finally, I also want to apologize to all of you, my fellow citizens. I hope you can find it in your heart to accept that apology. I pledge to you that I will make every effort of mind and spirit to earn your confidence again, to be worthy of this office, and to finish the work in which we have made such remarkable progress for the past six years.
God bless you and goodnight.
8/28/98
8/18/98
8/17/98
In 1996, a San Francisco teacher was discovered placing six-year-old students in a trash can, closing the lid, and kicking the can, and was only suspended when a fellow teacher overheard her threatening to cut off a boy's private parts with a pair of scissors. Her dismissal cost $100,000, and she later obtained a teaching job elsewhere. Due to the difficulty in firing bad teachers stemming from heavy pressure from their unions, many are quietly traded to other school districts accompanied by good recommendations, a practice informally referred to by administrators as "passing the trash." In 1981, Robert Devaney resigned as a special-education teacher in Providence, Rhode Island, after a student complained that he had made sexual overtures. But Devaney got good references and taught in Charleston, New Hampshire, until 1986, when he was dismissed for sexual misconduct. The next year he resigned from a Connecticut junior high school following a complaint that he had asked to photograph a student nude in exchange for cash. He turned up again as a substitute teacher in Rhode Island, and finally wound up in jail in 1996 on a twenty-year sentence for sexually assaulting a special-education student and making sexually explicit videotapes and photographs of two other students. The judge who sentenced Devaney commented, "The employment background of this defendant who was shuffled from one school department to another, from one bureaucrat to the next, is a crime in itself."
8/14/98
And vegetarian Patrick Fish filed a $30 million lawsuit against the Wendy's restaurant chain after discovering a veggie pita he ordered from a Utica, New York, franchise contained gelatin, which is made from animal tissue. Lige Weill, president of the Vegetarians Awareness Network, has announced that the Washington-based group is considering filing a class action lawsuit on behalf of all similarly duped vegetarians.
8/10/98
Quickly, we're almost out of time, but it seems to me that money is an issue. That [mental health] funding was cut 25 percent during the Reagan administration. It's gone down ever since. Don't we need to funnel more money into helping these people? The fact that half of the homeless population may be untreated mentally ill is a real tragedy don't you think?
8/4/98
8/3/98
I've been wondering where the ideas and movements of the left today come from. They do not have their source in either Marx or Lenin, yet they are deemed by the left itself to be authentic, especially in the academy. There is some Marxism in the universities, but it is marginal and not very exact. If we take the credos of the left one by one and compare them with the ideas of Marx or Lenin, I think we should find them appallingly without ancestors.
- Cultural Diversity. Neither Marx nor Lenin was interested in any kind of cultural diversity. Lenin supported the various nationalisms in Russia, but that was mainly a part of his revolutionary strategy.
- Gay liberation. Neither Marx nor Lenin had the slightest interest in homosexuality of any kind. As far as I know, neither referred to it in their writings. And certainly they had no notion of an "alternative lifestyle."
- Radical feminism. Neither Marx nor Lenin was especially concerned with feminism, though they did not directly oppose it. What they actually believed was that no questions concerning feminism could be adequately solved under capitalism, and that only under socialism would people be free of prejudice or bigotry. And women would be equal to men in all respects.
- Gender studies. Marx and Lenin, of course, never heard of what are called gender studies. But obviously they would not have had the slightest interest in them and would have thought of them as intellectual and political distractions.
- Affirmative action. Marx and Lenin never heard of affirmative action. But they would have been against it, for they had a firm belief in merit and meritocracy.
- Populism. Marx and Lenin did not care for populism in any form. It will be recalled that Marx went so far as to speak of "the idiocy of rural life."
- Relativism. Marx and Lenin did not believe in any kind of relativism. Their thinking was founded on absolutes.
- Elitism. As far as I can recall, neither Marx nor Lenin used the term "elite" or "elitism." But certainly they both supported the idea of intellectual quality and an intellectual vanguard.
- Deconstruction. Marx and Lenin obviously never heard of deconstruction. But it goes without saying that they would have been opposed to it.
- Tradition. Marx and Lenin had enormous respect for the achievements of the past, particularly in the arts, and they felt that the legacy of the past was to be built on. Neither was bothered by the fact that past achievements in philosophy and the arts were made by dead white males. Karl Marx was himself a dead white male.
U.S. News & World Report notes that Diana is also emerging as popular academic subject matter. Lecturing in Bristol, Diana scholar Tim Dartington spoke, in a dramatic whisper, of Diana as "mother, madonna, whore," and, inexplicably, as a "homeless rent boy." She "died of road rage," he said, a victim of "the damned reaching out to pull the living into their hell." Many anthologies are in the works, including Planet Diana: Cultural Studies and Global Mourning, from Australia's University of Western Sydney. One of the volume's authors declares that "Dianaland would evolve from a saccharine wedding ride into a fatal sadomasochistic pleasuredome." Another author observes: "As cannibalistic mourners, Diana and the public which tirelessly consumed her in death as in life, both represent aspects of the one digestive system." Another evaluates Diana's public image thus: "The postmodern saint [Diana] disrupts standards and customs, generally through excessive forms of behavior where such excess has the possibility to expose any contradictions at play in the legitimation of institutional culture."
Speaking of digestive systems, Princess Diana's memorial fund made a deal to put its official Di logo on plastic tubs of margarine. A British publisher also released Poems for a Princess, a collection of 1,562 amateur tributes to Diana, which included the lines "She touched our hearts, filled a void / Her sudden death has left us annoyed."
And from their headquarters in Poona, India, the followers of the late guru and free-love advocate Bhagwan Sri Rajneesh, who was deported from the U.S. in 1985 on immigration-fraud charges and who died in 1990, issued a directive for Diana's chronic grievers. The recommended procedure starts with "deep, fast, chaotic" breathing, followed by "total catharsis," to expel the bad emotions stirred up by the breathing. Mourners must then jump up high with arms raised while shouting, "Hoo!" followed by total silence until they feel like dancing. This regimen should be followed for 21 days.
Finally, when it started to rain at an outdoor concert dedicated to the memory of Diana, singer and "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff prayed to Diana to make the rain stop. It did.
- HaloMyBaby:
- Welcome, Dr. Patterson and Koko, we're so happy you're here! Is
Koko aware that she's chatting with thousands of people?
- LiveKOKO:
- Good hear.
- DrPPatrsn:
- Koko is aware.
- HaloMyBaby:
- I'll start taking questions from the audience now. MInyKitty asks,
Koko are you going to have a baby in the future?
- LiveKOKO:
- Pink
- DrPPatrsn:
- Koko was commenting on the color of my shirt. We had an earlier
discussion about colors today.
- LiveKOKO:
- Koko—love eat.
- HaloMyBaby:
- In case you're curious, here's how Koko is able to participate in
this chat: Dr. Patterson is signing the questions from the online
audience to Koko and a typist is entering for her. Rulucky asks: Do
you like to chat with other people?
- LiveKOKO:
- fine nipple
- DrPPatrsn:
- Nipple rhymes with people, she doesn't sign people per se, she was
trying to do a "sounds like..."
- HaloMyBaby:
- Dr. Patterson, you've devoted your whole life to this project!
What are we learning?
- DrPPatrsn:
- I started the project simply to see if another species could
communicate with us in another language, such as sign language. It
turns out that Koko is very creative with that language and can talk
about abstract things.
- HaloMyBaby:
- I can see that!
- DrPPatrsn:
- Koko will respond to things at a sophisticated level ... She actually discriminates English, not just the words but the things words are made of—phonemes.
- HaloMyBaby:
- Another question from the audience: Does Koko like birds?
- DrPPatrsn:
- Koko just walked away, she's looking out the window...
- HaloMyBaby:
- She's looking at the birds!
- DrPPatrsn:
- There are a number of blue jays that have been frequenting her
play yard, exactly! She's going to look at the birds!
- HaloMyBaby:
- Are there any birds out there now?
- DrPPatrsn:
- One just flew by.
- HaloMyBaby:
- Storm1004 asks: Dear Koko, I've watched you for years now ... your
gentle spirit is inspiration for many ... I'd like to know what you'd
like for your birthday.
- HaloMyBaby:
- What a sweet question!
- LiveKOKO:
- Birthday. Food smokes.
- HaloMyBaby:
- SMOKES?
- DrPPatrsn:
- You have to understand ... Smoke is also the name of her kitten.
- HaloMyBaby:
- HMBarbari asks Koko: Have you ever tried to teach your kittens
sign language?
- DrPPatrsn:
- She's looking out the window right now ... Actually, I can tell
you that she has not tried to teach them sign language but she has
tries to nurse her kittens.
- HaloMyBaby:
- Wow!
- DrPPatrsn:
- It's very important to her. She's 310 lbs. I can't get her to turn
around...
- HaloMyBaby:
- Sounds like Koko might have had enough?
- DrPPatrsn:
- She's got a toy alligator. She's playing with her alligator and
her lady doll. Oh, my! she may be doing a little acting out here.
- HaloMyBaby:
- She sounds like she's working out a bit of aggression! I'm trying
to get a picture of where you are, what it looks like.
- DrPPatrsn:
- We're in Koko's kitchen area. There are toys all around a
refrigerator, television, stuffed animals, videos. I gave her a couple
of fabric bracelets ... she's looking at them. She's putting them on
her head because actually these are scrunchies.
- HaloMyBaby:
- Does she have hair, or is it like fur?
- DrPPatrsn:
- She has hair.
- LiveKOKO:
- fine
- DrPPatrsn:
- She has fine hair. It's beautiful!
- LiveKOKO:
- sip
- DrPPatrsn:
- I think it's about dinner time for her now.
- HaloMyBaby:
- How do you feel about Michael [a gorilla who has also been trained
by Dr. Patterson]?
- LiveKOKO:
- foot, foot, good
- HaloMyBaby:
- foot means male, right?
- LiveKOKO:
- nipple
- DrPPatrsn:
- She's acting out a little here.
- HaloMyBaby:
- What about Ndume [a gorilla who is Koko's breeding partner]?
- LiveKOKO:
- bad
- HaloMyBaby:
- Oh dear
- LiveKOKO:
- toilet
- HaloMyBaby:
- Uh oh! From the audience: Koko, do you feel love from the humans
who have raised you and cared for you? Ely35150 asked that.
- LiveKOKO:
- lips, apple give me
- DrPPatrsn:
- People give her her favorite foods.
- LiveKOKO:
- love, browse drink nipple
- DrPPatrsn:
- Browse is like ... the little food/snacks we give them.
- LiveKOKO:
- koko loves that nipple drink, go
- DrPPatrsn:
- She's kissing her alligator.
- LiveKOKO:
- lights off good
- DrPPatrsn:
- Ok. She's ready for dinner!
- HaloMyBaby:
- So we should say goodbye?
- DrPPatrsn:
- She blew a kiss!
- HaloMyBaby:
- Good bye and thank you Koko! Thank you Dr. Patterson!
- LiveKOKO:
- look
- HaloMyBaby:
- I would be happy to come see her so she could look at me!
- LiveKOKO:
- hat hat