After O.J. Simpson called Miami police to report that a female acquaintance was strung out on cocaine, police arrived to find him and his girlfriend in the midst of a heated verbal dispute. The two officers handed the admitted wife-beater a brochure on domestic violence, as required by state law, then asked for autographs and posed for pictures with Simpson. Showing off their memorabilia later in the station, the two were immediately placed on desk duty and an investigation commenced.

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