And in Ottawa, ten American demonstrators protesting a Supreme Court ruling favorable to gays had to ask a police officer how to burn the Canadian flag without setting themselves on fire. The officer obliged, citing safety concerns in response to subsequent criticism.
An Inclusive Litany
5/24/99
Protesting a cartoon in a student newspaper making fun of Ohio State's
women's-studies program, campus feminists attempted, unsuccessfully,
to burn their by now flame-resistant bras. Settling for the next best
thing, they did manage to steal 15,000 of the offending papers and
persuaded the university to have the paper's cartoonist fired.