An Inclusive Litany

5/10/99

The Australian journal Philosophy and Literature announced the winners of its Fourth Annual Bad Writing Contest. Berkeley literature professor Judith Butler took first prize for penning the following sentence in a serious academic journal:
The move from a structuralist account in which capital is understood to structure social relations in relatively homologous ways to a view of hegemony in which power relations are subject to repetition, convergence, and rearticulation brought the question of temporality into the thinking of structure, and a marked shift from a form of Althusserian theory that takes structural tonalities as theoretical objects to one in which the insights into the contingent possibility of structure inaugurate a renewed conception of hegemony as bound up with the contingent sites and strategies of the rearticulation of power.
As bad as that is, it's a wonder it beat out the following runner-up from a book by D.G. Leahy that was published by the State University of New York Press:
Total presence breaks on the univocal predication of the exterior absolute the absolute existent (of that of which it is not possible to univocally predicate an outside, while the equivocal predication of the outside of the absolute exterior is possible of that of which the reality so predicated is not the reality, viz., of the dark/of the self, the identity of which is not outside the absolute identity of the outside, which is to say that the equivocal predication of identity is possible of the self-identity which is not identity, while identity is univocally predicated of the limit to the darkness, of the limit of the reality of the self).
Admittedly, that sentence does not include the obligatory word "hegemony."