Men's Confidential, May 1996:

Although we don't think our boss would be too understanding if we came in an hour late on May 7 in celebration of National Masturbation Day, we applaud the basic concept. The brainchild of Good Vibrations, a sex-toy store and mail-order catalog, the holiday will give solo sex long-overdue recognition.

One professionally sound way to celebrate: Enter the Good Vibrations "Top 10 Reasons to Masturbate" contest.

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