An Inclusive Litany
11/20/94
When Crystal Storm came to Philadelphia to earn a living as a nude
dancer, she advertised her measurements as 121-24-36. Officials from
the weights and measures division of the Department of Licenses and
Inspection came calling to make sure her license was in order, for
which they had legal authority ever since nude dancing became a
licensed profession. They measured Ms. Storm's bustline and
determined that her claims were not true: her bust measured a mere 50
inches. Ms. Storm claimed the quoted measurement was in centimeters,
to which Department official Frank Antico said, "That's deceptive
advertising."