An Inclusive Litany
11/21/94
Missouri attorney general Jay Nixon has compiled a list of the
"Top 10 frivolous lawsuits" filed by Missouri prisoners. Included
in the list: one prisoner filed a suit claiming that the cost of
junk food in a prison commissary is too high; another charged that
the limit on Kool-Aid refills is cruel and unusual. A convicted
murderer wanted the state to give him an axe so he could build a
"sweat lodge" in which to conduct American Indian ceremonies. A
prisoner sued the Buchanan County jail for making escape too easy
(although he broke his leg during a failed attempt), while another
complained that nicotine patches are not provided free to inmates
who want to quit smoking. One lawsuit demanded that prisoners be
served butter and not just margarine, while another argued that "male
inmates should be allowed to wear female apparel such as bras,
panties, lipstick, and artificial fingernails. Another lawsuit
demanded that convicts working in prison libraries should be paid the
same rate as attorneys. The No. 1 lawsuit, and the only one among
them not to have been dismissed yet: a complaint that there are no
salad bars or brunches on weekends and holidays.