An Inclusive Litany
8/5/94
A headline in the Council Bluffs, Iowa, Daily Nonpareil
newspaper read, "Woman Admits to Worrying Squirrel." Christine
Walter, 23, pleaded guilty to "worrying a black squirrel"; she had
been changed for trespassing in Fairmont Park, but pleaded guilty to
the lesser charge of "worrying a squirrel," which in this case is
defined as "she drove into the park and the squirrel ran away."
A city ordinance makes it an offense to "annoy, worry, maim,
injure, or kill" any black squirrel, a crime that can result in a
fine of $100 and 30 days in jail.