An Inclusive Litany

4/15/96

Paul and Linda McCartney announced their intention to help the suffering victims of the war in Bosnia. Bosnians soon received a shipment of 22 tons of dried vegetable-burger mix, enough to make a million meatless burgers. The McCartneys are passionate vegetarians who produce their own line of frozen-vegetable dinners.

[Ed.: At the time, artillery would have also come in handy.]