An Inclusive Litany


The first-place winner of the Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch's fifth annual Wacky Warning Label contest was a CD player with the following warning: "Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult." Second place was a manufactured fireplace log with a warning: "Caution—Risk of Fire." Third prize went to the label on a box of birthday candles: "DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity."

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