An Inclusive Litany
8/2/95
New York City resident Robert Kanter was surprised when his apartment
buzzer rang and a voice announced, "This is the sanitation police."
Kanter came out and, according to the New York Times, the
sanitation officer demanded to know, "Did you throw this envelope in
the litter basket?" The officer declared that it was against the law
to throw household garbage in a litter basket. The sanitation cop had
found two envelopes addressed to Kanter in a litter basket she had
pawed through nearby. Kanter denied placing his household trash in the
basket; he suggested that someone had taken the garbage bag from his
apartment house and carried it off to look for soda cans. The officer
sternly informed Kanter that he faced a $50 fine if he pled guilty,
and a $100 fine if he contested the fine and was later found guilty.